Atheism Day

Following on from a story about a church giving away iPods to draw new members, we've decided to have a brain storm and see if there's a section in the bible to reflect the holyness of this.

There isn't, so we thought we'd write our own...

The Book of Jobs

1-1: And on the eigth day, God invented AAC and lo, it was OK.
1-2: And lo, Jesus did recruit his disciples with the promise of everlasting
techie gadgets.
1-3: And the disciples cared not about their afterlife for they had the ability
to listen to over 3000 tunes.
1-4: Many with pictures.
1-5: And they danced.
1-6: Although the non believers were unable to sync their sony media
players.
1-7: And they were vengeful.
1-8: So they cracked open the skulls of the holy and feasted upon their
brains.
1-9: And they starved

We cleary care for these poor souls being taught to covet materialism.

[remember, Friday 30th June 2006 is Atheism Day]